I would use this as my banner if I had a used bookstore. These are not for sale.
For those who read really fast, too fast, we have introduced a new method of keeping you going at a more reasonable speed. All words will be reversed and the ending is instead at the beginning and vice versa. It's not impossible to read this way, but it will definitely slow you down. As a side note, that is indeed a beautiful pile of Mister Kurt Vonnegut Jr. sitting right there. So this story reversal thing...the character in Galapagos begins the book by crawling out of the ocean?...is that how it would work?